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it's me all right 这就是我

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A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself?""Looking puzzled, the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. Sh...

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I love you,too 我也爱你

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Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible(敞篷车) like Harry,but I love you, dear.Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me more about Harry.男朋友:虽然我不象哈里那样有豪华游艇和舒适的...

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Do You Have a Good Memory 你的记忆力好吗

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Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces?Husband: Yes——why?Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror.妻子:你对面孔是不是很善于记忆呢?丈夫:是的——为什么这么问?妻子:刚才我把你的刮脸镜子...

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Roast Pig 烤乳猪

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A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat: "Not bad, I am next to the pig."But then he noticed the angry fat lady sit...

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Pig or Witch

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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of(把身体探出) the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately l...

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A Jealous Wife 吃醋的妻子

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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald wom...

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Not Knowing Her Well 我跟她还不熟

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Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?Husband: Well, I do...

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A mysterious letter 一封神秘的信

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I don't like to inquire(询问,查究) too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. But something's been bothering me for days.So? said the husband, Tell me all about it.You got a letter la...

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Phone Book

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Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian(图书管理员) at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbe...

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The Weary Housewife

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The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. "How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having?" "Oh, mom, the baby won't eat, the washing machine is broke, I'...

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I'll never understand wome

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Max sat at the bar totally dejected(沮丧的) . The bartender(酒保) served him his second drink and said, "What's wrong pal?""I'll never understand women." Max said. "The other night my wife threw me a birt...

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An Eye-Opener

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Yesterday Charles met his old schoolmate Joe and congratulated him on his recent marriage. When Charles asked about the difference between a fiancee(未婚妻) and a wife, he said, "When she was my fiancee...

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Respectable Boyfriend

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Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable(值得尊敬的) ?""Of cause he is, Mom. He's thrifty(节约的,茂盛的) , doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three we...

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Gardening Gloves

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For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy(过敏,反感) to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands...

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I can't get out

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This was to be the new blonde(金发女郎) flight attendant's first overnight trip, so the Captain was showing her the best place for personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as he was...

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Let's Pretend

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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage(硬卧) on a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep -- the man on the top bunk(铺位,床铺) , and...

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Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today?

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Mrs. Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.She did not drive fast, because she was old, but she drove well and never hit an...

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You Can Come Down Now

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The cruise ship my friend was working on docked(停驻) at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narrow gangplank(跳板,踏板) as a passageway to the dock far b...

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I Am Acting Like a Lady

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One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered(连续猛击,磨损) by frantic(...

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A Good Solution

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A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitting down."Open it again," said the second lady, "I'...

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六还是十二

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A blonde went into a pizza parlor(客厅,会客室) . When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please,...

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A poor man 可怜的人

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"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady, "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind.""You're absolutely right," said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the g...

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Wood Fire 森林之火

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Wood FireOne woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. "Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened.""Does that mean," asked the other, "that they make ashes of...

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Raccoons 浣熊

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RaccoonsPart of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals c...

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Happiness in Dream 梦中的幸福

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Happiness in Dream There was a wife who told her husband, Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring. The husband put down his newspaper and said, Fine! Tonight go back to sleep...

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I Want Her to go Nuts 我要让她发疯

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I Want Her to go NutsMrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant. But you're not w...